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1. If you counterfeit A&W's signature product...

Are you a rootlegger?

2. Age is not a number

It’s clearly a word. (AARP Magazine-May/June 2025)

3. A few years ago I saw Mr. Hackman washing his hands, so I said…

Hygiene!

4. I limped into a Rheumatology department in a hospital and a doctor shouted Gout!

I replied, I've only just got in!

5. What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and a spasmatic oyster farmer?

One fucks between shits and the other shucks between fits.

6. Triplets

A woman gave birth to triplets, all boys, and named them Tim, Tom and Tat. Soon after she realized she had a small problem. What was her problem? >!She did not have a tit for Tat.!<

7. I wanna get a tattoo of Chinese characters "我不会说中文".

If anyone asks me what it means, I can tell them...

8. Why did the businessman open a bakery?

Because he kneaded the dough!

9. Lost Love

My wife ran away with my best mate… I really miss him!

10. Why did Beethoven hate chickens?

When he asked them for their favorite composer they kept saying Bach Bach Bach

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